![]() ![]() What musical instrument does a skeleton play? The trom-bone. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs. Why can't skeletons play music at a church? They have no organs. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'll have two beers and a mop! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin! When is a skeleton joke bad? When you don't find it humerus. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? He had no body to go with. Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious Halloween jokes about skeletons! What does a pumpkin like to read? Pulp fiction. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof? Squash! How do you fix a broken Jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd. What do you call a pretty pumpkin? Gourd-geous! What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth! Why was the Jack-o'-lantern forgetful? Because he's empty-headed. What do you get when you divide your Jack-o'-lantern's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-pi! What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash. Pumpkin and Jack-o'-lantern Jokes for HalloweenĬorny pumpkin and Jack-'o-lantern jokes and puns, perfect for sharing with your friends at Halloween! What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? Trick or feet! What did the little boy say when she had to choose between a tricycle and candy? Trike or treat! What did the fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout! ![]() What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet! What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-oween! Which Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE! Why didn't the coffee bean go trick or treating? Because it was grounded. What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween? A gobblin'! What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a. And if you can't go outside and trick or treat this year, these silly jokes will help you get into the holiday spirit! Knock Knock! Who's there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!įunny trick or treat-themed Halloween jokes and one-liners for kids to share with their friends on Halloween. What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peek-a-boo! What is a ghost's favorite meal? Spook-ghetti. Wanda who? Wanda go out trick or treating with me? What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? Hello, hello! What did the critics say about Frankenstein's art project? It's a monsterpiece! Which vampire is best at math? Count Dracula. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo-hooing. How do you make a witch itch? Take away the W. What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit! How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone. How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese. ![]() Why was the Jack-o'-lantern afraid? It had no guts. Which monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein! What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa. Why did the zombie stay home from school? He felt rotten. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy? Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it! In this section, you'll find some of our favorite kid-friendly Halloween jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! We've grouped the jokes so that it's easy for you to find Halloween jokes that match your costume or knock-knock jokes you can use on your neighbors when you go trick or treating! ![]() Scroll down the page to read the full collection of kid-friendly Halloween jokes, or use these links to jump to a particular section. ![]()
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